Yesterday my nephews came to town to take in St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. Promise me you'll never do that to your kids. The green river freaked them out, their dad's wallet almost got stolen, and seconds later they were in the midst of a completely unrelated fight. People swear loudly in these situations, including myself...and people throw bottles and then kick people for throwing bottles...this I did not do. Anyway, you mix that many drunk people with Kermit the frog and you're just asking for trouble.