I feel a bit more explanation is due...I was actually on my way to check it out one last time before I graduated when I bumped into a friend and absentmindedly walked out of the library. As we all know, in most cases an alarm would have gone off, only this day it didn't. I was in my car before I even realized I still had it in my hands. And, as I was the only person to have checked the book out since it began circulating in 1976...I just kept it.

Am I bad person? I kind of feel like I am...