There is a secret about Iowans.

The secret isn't bad teeth, but kinda is.

The secret isn't holes in your socks,
but it does remind you of them.

The secret is Iowans love Iowa.

Especially Iowans living
in non-Iowan states.

But when they come home
to Iowa, they love everything.

To be in love with everything
is to be in love with Iowa (Logic
will bother you with that for months).

That time you walked into the ballpark
you were walking into Iowa.

That time you wrote about the moon
and how it smells, you were writing
about Iowa.

That time you were talking about sleeping bags
you were talking about Iowa.

And there are tons more.

It's fun telling secrets...